Acronymesis

Looks like F5 Friday’s back on the menu boys!!

they aren't doing a good job convincing the average Joe that abortion is wrong.

everybody knows abortion is a relatively mild medicine procedure that does not involve killing anybody so why still using these stupid ass term?

Listen, I used to be like you. I used to be confident that most people were smarter than shit like the idea of “post birth abortion.” You know what shattered that faith? The election in 2016. While it might be true that the majority of people aren’t that dumb, it doesn’t matter; it only takes *just enough *knuckleheads that eat up the shit like DeSantis is spreading to fuck us all.

There are enough people that will believe “post birth abortions” are happening - just like there were enough that believed (and STILL believe!) the election was stolen - simply because DeSantis said so, to be a considerable threat to our democracy.

The saying “never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers” is more apropos than ever these days.

Both candy bars are underrated though

I’ll die on this hill with you.

Pretty obviously just a way to 'kiss the ring'

That’s all that matters in the world of the Orange One. It doesn’t have to make sense, just gotta keep the kayfabe circus going and you’ll stay in good graces.

Fucking PREACH!

I rescued a rat terrier a few years ago, and he was a voracious eater (he was VERY skinny, like his previous owners did not take care of him very well). One day, I was cleaning out some old food in the fridge and threw out a full to-go box of fried rice from our favorite Chinese place. Not too long after, my dog comes waddling in, whining and visibly bloated to the point of observable discomfort (I swear even his eyes were teary!). My heart sank as I asked "what's wrong buddy??", as I thought perhaps he had eaten something he wasn't supposed to (this is something that happened in another incident). I went to investigate in the kitchen and found the box of fried rice, completely empty.

This dummy had eaten the entire box of rice! My sympathy quickly faded for the little guy, and then I couldn't contain my laughter as he tried to eat more rice that fell out of the box!! Eventually he went outside and relieved himself of all the rice, and I got myself a trash can that he couldn't get into. I still laugh when I think about how pained he looked due to his own gluttony.

Hahahahahaaahahhahahahaa!!

Oh man, this reminds me if a really bad scare I had with my dog. When I first got him (small rat terrier), he was an emaciated puppy and was constantly trying to eat EVERYTHING (first thing he did when I got home with him is poop… then try to eat it 🤢). It’s not uncommon for smaller dogs to try and eat stuff they shouldn’t, so I tried to keep everything as clean as I could so he didn’t eat anything that might make him sick.

Didn’t clean well enough apparently, as one day he’s suddenly zipping around the house, almost as in a panic, shaking and pacing back and forth. It was terrifying, he just wouldn’t stop pacing and whining, and any attempt to contain him was fruitless.

A trip to the pet hospital and $800 later, turns out he had found “amphetamines” (I assume it was Adderall or something similar). They were able to stabilize him and kept him overnight to recover. No idea where exactly he found it, I certainly didn’t have a prescription or access to that kind of drug.

Just glad he was okay in the end.

100% agreed. As I understand it, the DOJ’s excuse was that they didn’t want to “look political” by investigating him. Literally a two tiered system when a person is treated with kid gloves because of political status.

That’s a fair point!

It's Summer Christmas in Trump World baby!!!

Edit: In celebration, we will all write each other speaking indictments that inexplicably also exonerate us from the charges!

Unfortunately (or fortunately, for the Orange One), DOJ drug their feet in regards to investigating Trump’s role in the Jan 6th insurrection. That definitely slowed things down.