Absolutemehperson

joined 1 year ago
[–] Absolutemehperson 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL Adam & Eve had a marriage certificate

[–] Absolutemehperson 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Absolutemehperson 17 points 1 year ago

If you have no money, just get more money. This is elementary, come on hobos!

[–] Absolutemehperson 14 points 1 year ago

If children were so smart, why are they still children?

[–] Absolutemehperson 3 points 1 year ago

Bah, what are we paying those nerds for anyway? Just math it out!

[–] Absolutemehperson 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There is no shame in coming in second, except in like, wars.

[–] Absolutemehperson 6 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Why don't you back that up with a source?

[–] Absolutemehperson 7 points 1 year ago

"We're not assholes. But if we are, then they deserved it."

[–] Absolutemehperson 5 points 1 year ago

Were you going to have monkey fights on it aswell? Dang!

[–] Absolutemehperson 3 points 1 year ago

Smash that like button!

[–] Absolutemehperson 2 points 1 year ago

And I am the world leading expert in yuh uh, so there.

[–] Absolutemehperson 1 points 1 year ago

It is what it is.

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