800XL

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[–] 800XL 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"It has been determined that Google has illegally used a system of only revealing and displaying bad stories about Donald J. Trump, some made up for this purpose while, at the same time, only revealing good stories about" Democratic presidential candidate Kamala Harris, Trump said.

Don't worry, I speak Trump.

Translation: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I don't wike what thewer saying about meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! I want Google FIRED nnnnnooooooooowwwwwwww!

*other wet fart noises*

[–] 800XL 51 points 4 months ago (2 children)

“I’m actually really excited about how nerdy we got on the security architecture,” says David Weston, vice president of enterprise and OS security at Microsoft

🙄

[–] 800XL 18 points 4 months ago

Please do. Stream it too so we all can enjoy.

[–] 800XL 3 points 4 months ago

I'm getting this wrong probably: A-people hire other A-people, B-people hire A-people, C-people hire D-people, and D-people hire Trump.

[–] 800XL 1 points 4 months ago

I'd always leave my computer on but turn off the monitor. Usually it would go to sleep or hibernate, but certain programs would keep it awake. Keep in mind this was during the Win 7 era so it wasn't foolproof and it would just stay on.

[–] 800XL 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's sweet that you think there will be an election if Trump wins in 2024.

[–] 800XL 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, they just parade out every Senator don't they for some hot take that's complete horseshit don't they?

One Republican asshole shits out a take like this and then like roaches, one by one they all emerge out from the drain to do the only thing they know how - blight and spread excrement all over everything.

When they finish, they run around screaming how everything is covered in shit. Any and all attempts by others to clean the shit is met with disgusting vitriol and threats over how cleaning shit infringes upon their roach-given rights to spread excrement and shit on whatever they want where they want when they want.

Then they say they'll allow some of the shit to be cleaned up, but in return a law must be passed that no punishment comes to any roach shit starters. From that point on they publically gather and cooperate to legislate everyone else pays them to spread shit.

And when you think they collectively have to be bored or tired of spreading feces, they, in an orgy of depravity shit over each other feverishly blaming a conspiracy against them when really it's what's in their roach hearts all along.

[–] 800XL 13 points 4 months ago

Was he ever?

[–] 800XL 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I've been denied a refund for a game I played for 2 minutes and realized was trash. When I quit it went back to a popped-under splash screen instead of quitting to desktop. I turned off the monitor for the night and the next day when I requested the refund, Steam said I played it for too long and denied my refund.

It was a game under $10 so I didn't lose much but it was still bullshit.

[–] 800XL 9 points 4 months ago

Oh fuck off, Graham.

[–] 800XL 3 points 4 months ago

They are just so weird. The head of an old man on the chiseled body of a (what I assume) 20-something man? Is that how they see him in their head? Is it because they know Trump really is weak? What possessed them to think anyone else ever wants to see their masterbatory fantasy?

There is just so much underneath the surface and weird on so many levels.

[–] 800XL 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hang 'em both.

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