Buddy, have you ever seen The Princess Bride? It's about a guy who reads a book to his grandson.
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Hey man, lemme tell you about this game Portal: someone belittles you while you shoot a gun that doesn't even kill people.
Or do what I do, and downplay it. Sure, nobody ever takes my "suggestions", but at least they're never disappointed!
I got this game during a similar sale a while ago (maybe I got it on Nintendo Switch?). It was well worth that price. Even with my backlog of other games, this would have been worth $5 or so. Not too long or too difficult. Cool story, animation, and voice acting.
Especially hat guy.
The duality of man:
A: Something exists, but I can't describe it and neither can anyone else? Sure thing, buddy.
B: I'm going to save this quote for next time I'm feeling down.
I was going to complain about those numbers not being linear... but they are in a line, so I must be mistaken.
Just eat enough antioxidants to flush all of the oxygen out of your body!
He looks like a jovial fella.
Have you ever read one of my favorite books: Project Hail Mary? No? It's about... uhh... a guy waking up and... hearing a voice. That happens on the first page, and... anything else would be a spoiler.