this post was submitted on 16 May 2024
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For screenshots of humorous, clean, nonpolitical social media posts. This primarily implies Twitter, but Facebook, Tumblr, Mastodon, Bluesky, Threads, etc. are allowed too. It should be primarily text-based though.

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  1. Again, no politics.
  2. No Lemmy posts. You're already on a Lemmy instance. There's no need to screenshot it and post it here.
  3. No Reddit posts. That's too similar to Lemmy.
  4. The joke must be text. Images can be included in the screenshot, but only as needed context.
  5. Use correct cropping. Don't have a mile of whitespace or show extraneous UI, but don't crop out the date or author.
  6. No doxxing. Again, don't crop out the author's name as he or she has chosen to share it, but definitely do not share extra information which may be personally identifiable or libelous.
  7. Link to the original post either in the body or in a comment.

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[–] Death_Equity 8 points 4 months ago

I will do my part to fulfill my personal obligation of stewardship to Cheddar Bay by consuming those biscuits until it kills me. A time comes for every person to step up, when others are saving their appetite for seafood, and clear the basket. That time will soon come, the basket is far larger than any we have faced before, but we can not let the scope of the challenge intimidate us. Some of us will fall in this struggle against the glutenous cheesy menace, their sacrifice will not be in vane because we will not let that be so by way of our triumph. Our victory will be made of sacrifices we must make for those who will hear the story of those who would not let the bay be overrun. They will not know our names, they will know our victory.

We have a bay to save. Will you answer this call to carbs with me Lemmy?

[–] GoddessOfGouda 2 points 4 months ago

gif vs gif debate but for “gennefer”

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[–] nezbyte 2 points 4 months ago

Thank you for sharing this gem!