cross-posted from: https://pixelfed.crimedad.work/p/crimedad/644987186832997673
Preheating.
Merry Christmas!
Is this someone deep frying a turkey
...
Outside
With clear space around
Over something not flammable
With a fire extinguisher??
Lower it slowly and you're the holy grail of not fucking up.
I bet they actually properly thawed their turkey too, what a fucking madlad.
Let's not get too ahead of ourselves - you might think they have a meat thermometer to ensure it is cooked correctly.
Wait wait one of the legs is balancing on a crack and when I looked closer there were only three of them to begin with!
Happy to report that the turkey fried without incident and our guests enjoyed a wonderful meal.
Legend.
Crap reaction video but great holiday.