this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Original tweet racist as fuck

[–] TragicNotCute 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The real ones wouldn’t spill so much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

They just spill it into reserve jugs mounted around the waist

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I love the ones that could have come from limmy’s show. The left field insecurity is so strange that it loops back to being reasonable, as nothing of the sort could possibly be anything but satire. And yet they're sincere as often as they’re not. It’s like the experiences of those heeding the call of the void, the distilled droning of madmen is bottled up for my personal satisfaction. My sweet 4chan nummy drinky.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

~~Please don't drink distilled water~~

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah distilled is fine don't fall for propaganda

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I have indeed fallen for propaganda. Thank you, dear hydro homie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What was the propaganda? Like what could actually be wrong with drinking distilled water?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I think it's cause it doesn't have vitamins and minerals that regular water does.

Not and expert but I would assume you might miss some of those vitamins and minerals if you exclusively drink distilled? Even though you could probably get them from regular food anyways. Who knows.