this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago

This is why I only date dudes named Gaylord.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

Then you meet that one Gilbert that really really rocks your world. Ohhh gillie.

[–] Limeey 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Who really says “say my name”?? What a weird thing to say during sex.

[–] spongeborgcubepants 5 points 11 months ago

You're goddamn right

[–] someguy3 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Or !Gilbert

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

just say gil

[–] Stanwich 3 points 11 months ago

And he says it in the voice of iago.

[–] CurlyMoustache 2 points 11 months ago

"Oh, Balthazar!"

[–] Emerald 2 points 11 months ago

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kel ♡, @baddiekel

imagine having sex and he says "say my name baby" but his name is gilbert

Hammurabi 🇬🇭, @gilbertura

Man fuck this tweet