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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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THE KING’S HAND (midwest.social)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
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[–] ilovesatan 16 points 1 year ago
[–] AClassyGentleman 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That is The King's Hand, and you will show it respect! 😤

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I did not realize the importance of this dish. I shall amend the title in order to properly honor the King’s Hand.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The weirdest thing about this, is that it would actually seem reasonable with normal bread. (without m&m's)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's a cookie son!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Looks like injera...with M&Ms.

[–] stevedidWHAT 8 points 1 year ago

I hate everything about this image.

Every pixel.

[–] Pregnenolone 4 points 1 year ago

There is something genuinely holy about this

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh this is what the chef's food from Small Saga was referencing!

The description read like it was cursed and this is cursed.

[–] verity_kindle 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are those M&Ms stuck into it on the upper left? Asking for a nauseated friend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

the top is an mnm cookie