this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] incompetentboob 6 points 1 year ago

I wonder if it pairs well with some tendies

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I want to make the ultimate mixed drink by combining this with hard mountain dew

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

M’whiskey

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"Tastes just like the real thing!"

Maybe the last sip of the bottle after you're fucking hammered...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No, CNN. Doritos does not think we want a nacho cheese flavoured booze.

The PepsiCo marketing department think lazy journalists will copy paste their press release as a light hearted little puff piece, giving one of their brands free advertising in the run up to the holiday season.