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[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

The last two steps are the easiest. And the most fun. And I know people think, if you eat ass you'll get some disease and get sick. Well I'm an old "apple polisher", and a case could be made that I'm a sick person (!) but, I have never had any problems from it. In fact in some ways, on some people, it's probably the cleanest part of the body. I have not ever experienced anything unpleasant about going down "down there."

[–] [email protected] 32 points 10 months ago

the two types of comment on threads like these

[–] Fridgeratr 30 points 10 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

That's the point of step 2: inspect ass

If you find or smell poopoo obviously don't proceed to brlbrlelebrbrbr (or do if you're into that shit who the fuck am I to judge)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Right. And I tell you this, most of the time most guys have pretty clean asses (from my experience). In fact usually the armpits or even the other body parts have odors but that part of the body doesn't (in my own experience). I realize other people's mileage may vary.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Not really though. As a gay male I can assure you, nobody wants to eat "poo poo." Well maybe there are some that do, but I've seen depictions of such things in straight porn more than in gay porn. And actually most men probably have some kind of scatalogical fantasies - not all of them of course. But gay people aren't the only ones having anal sex or doing things "down there."

[–] Fridgeratr 18 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I was making an old meme reference lol. I doubt many people at all, gay or straight, actually want to eat da poopoo. I sure hope not at least!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

I remember that meme. I was just being over-explaining as usual. I also hope most people don't want to eat poo poo for many health-related reasons. Yet I see so much "dung" shaped food these days, candies and chocolate shaped like piles of poo (looking like edible poo emojis) - what are we encouraging our kids to eat when we give them "reindeer poop" candy??

[–] datelmd5sum 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm gay, and I'm very happy to be gay, but I don't really get what the term "gay" is about. When I was younger, I was straight, but then I met a guy who was a person I happened to fall in love with, and that's when I realized what I was all about. I don't really know what "gay" means other than that I am same-sex attracted, because I'm so much more as a person than just a sexual orientation. For example, I have two degrees in music theory and a masters in English, and have spent many years as a filmmaker, and a writer. So I don't really define myself through my sexual behavior, those some males do and I have no problem with that, to each his own is what I say.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have two degrees in music theory and a masters in English

Oh you poor baby. You remind me of my college roommate junior year, everyone knew he was gay except him.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Your fake sympathy is misplaced and misguided, to no surprise. I'm not poor, and I'm not even all that interested in you or your comments. But, I have said I'm gay over and over again and I march in every Pride parade - it's hardly a secret, I'm very proud of who I am. If I seem high and mighty, it's only because I am. I am the great I am - I am the greatest person to ever exist!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Right. At any given point in time, there are WAY more straight folks eating ass in the world. Especially if gay people are only 4% of the population.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Well they say (this is gross but) they say that "ass is the new cunt." Sorry for the NSFW language. I've noticed in men's magazines that ass is a particular focus these days (yes I've seen it for myself). And I love it, personally. I think that it's high time the heiny was given it's due regard.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

like ice cream

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

inspect ass

Finally, I get to use the speculum!

[–] felixwhynot 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Ah, finally, a person of culture

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Hello fellow person with monocle ☺️.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

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[–] GrammatonCleric 4 points 10 months ago
[–] yagurlreese 4 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Eat ass so you can be bred with tapeworms in your tummy 😋

[–] kewwwi 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

eat ass, lose weight 😂🤷‍♀️

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Depends on what ass if feeding you though..

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

I have yet to meet a person who has ever had tapeworms.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All that delicious e.coli!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Yeah that's another thing I worried about as a gay male - would that happen, and how safe is it really to "go down" on someone down there. But I never had any problems or any sickness. Maybe I was just lucky and my partners were all very healthy or something.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I wondered about that too. I'm a gay male in my late 60s, most of my partners enjoyed analingus - but I never got sick or had any problems, never even had any unpleasant taste or anything. I think people get too scared to try stuff, and that's too bad.