this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)

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[–] TootSweet 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Compared to a lot of the posts in this comminity, this is only a food misdemeanor, but I'll allow it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What if it was English mustard?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Englishman here. Fuck English mustard.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Did you see my airline shrimp one? That's a war crime

[–] sweetmartabak 4 points 6 months ago

My wife and I went to a Michelin-starred restaurant and the dessert they served was a ball of mustard wrapped in chocolate. It was bad.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

My wife would eat this.