this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read that in lelu Dallas' voice

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel bad for the adult that typed that out.

[–] themeatbridge 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Assuming it was an adult. Fortnite is mostly 8-15 year olds.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah...I'm thinking this kid has to be 8-9 years old. Ten, tops. You kinda stop using the word sex for shock value when you're in middle school. I hope.

By extension, this theoretical kid has been conditioned by the internet to associate feet with sex his entire life and I don't buy that he even has that kink. He could, I had one when I was a kid. But what if he's just believing the running joke like he thinks when people hit puberty they naturally gain an affinity for feet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm guessing 12 minimum

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Add sex so i can Sex th e skin

[–] Pregnenolone 21 points 1 year ago

Least horny Redditor

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
[–] NoRodent 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

so sex
much feet
very boob
wow

[–] OrteilGenou 2 points 1 year ago

Dave Chappelle branching out I see

[–] EvilLootbox 14 points 1 year ago

Average AskReddit poster