Homestuck

If there is a special part of hell where those who hate time paradoxes go, this is where  Spades Slick currently is. But currently he is the punishment as he’s killed many time manipulating gangsters. 

Most of the Felt is dead. Remaining is Lord English, Sn0wman are too powerful and might even be killable. Sn0wman was apparently the universe itself and her death would be the end times.  Yey even she has a boss, Lord English must be insanely powerful. 

Stitch(9) is currently working for the Midnight crew at gunpoint. Eggs(12) and Biscuits(13) and currently engaging Hearts Boxcar.   Clover(4)  is also at the safe but is apparently not a threat. This leaves Cans(15) who is apparently very hard to kill. Spades expects he will soon show up.

Clubs and Deuce drag Stitch(9) and 4 effigies over to the vault where Hearts is fighting an army of paradox clones. Clubs and Deuce decide that just firing a wave of bullets into the situation might be the best solution. They were very wrong. They’d become enveloped into the mass of clones. This means Stitch(9) is now free. He attempts to set the effigy of  Spades on Fire. These act as giant voodoo dolls so setting one on fire is bad news.   But Spades finally catches up riding his worse hitch and jousting with the lance. He impales Stitch(9) before he could do any damage. This is apparently a reference to a scene in Problem Sleuth. 

Spades mentions that the crowbar that was being used by Crowbar(7) can break any temporal item. Fortunately, Spades’ little time detour netted him this very crowbar. By breaking the egg timer that Eggs(12) ability depends on. This removes all but the original Eggs(12) and Biscuits(13).

In a stunningly odd move Hearts Boxcar eats the head off of Eggs(12). This obviously kills Eggs(12).  Biscuits(13) attempts to use his oven to travel to the future. Though as has been explained the oven isn't actually magical and Biscuits(13) is an idiot. They toss some dynomite in it and Clubs carts it away to explode somewhere else.