this post was submitted on 10 Dec 2023
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[–] chemical_cutthroat 25 points 1 year ago

Jokes on you, I'm clopening... I hate myself.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck this is so true about ever low wage job I've ever had. The openers are always the bosses favorites and get the best shifts with all their friends

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but can they play what ever music they want for the last few hours after the lobby is closed?

Small wins.

[–] The_Mike_Drop 4 points 1 year ago

He speaks the true knowledge

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"well damn, guess you better get scrubbing it might take you an extra 90seconds of prep time!"

Every time.

And the only response to "then why didn't you do it last night" is "ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave."

Anyone who has closed should understand. Anyone who hasn't can fuck themselves with the dirty dish until they have, or understand the feeling.

[–] owatnext 2 points 1 year ago

ask me that when you have 8,000 of them to do before you leave

Exactly! The "before you leave" part sums it up. Openers can just dip at 1 or 2 or whenever their shifts are over. I can't leave until everything is done, regardless of when I am "supposed" to leave.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Also... Damn the closing manager!