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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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As I said in the title, my cat pissed on the dimensional anomaly (again) and now the entities want to lock him in another realm. What do I do?

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[–] BananamanStolen 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sorry OP, but you must sacrifice your cat to the anomaly. It's the only way to save the world.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't I simply sacrifice the world to the cat in order to save the anomaly?

[–] BananamanStolen 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That could work, but you'd need a lot of catnip

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Seditives also work

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are you really the guy that stole my giant inflatable Banana Man that was advertising my products?

[–] BananamanStolen 3 points 1 year ago

It didn't escape, it gained sentience and escaped. I know this because that banana is me.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Rub his nose in it.