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I fall off the couch.

I fall 2 feet onto my bed. I'm lying on my right side, browsing Lemmy from a tablet right now.

I just fell off the couch.

Sitting in the driver seat of my car so I'd transfer to the passenger seat.

My upper body has fused with an ICEE machine.

Shittin in the shower

I I am now sitting on nothing in the walkway through my living room. I fall on my butt on the carpet, severely swear, and then try for a bit to figure out what the hell just happened.

Damnmit. I asked that kid to clean off this coffee table and now there's a pepper grinder, a bag of terrible candy, three remote controls, and some crushed fortune cookies, all under my back.

My head would hit a metal chair.

I sit on the floor, despite a chair being there.

I would be in the other chair.

Depends Is that like 4 school buses or more like half a pen?

Death

I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.

I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.

AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.

I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.

Im sat on a turd

In sitting under my telescope