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[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those morbidly obese cats make me sad. I hate how normalised animal cruelty is.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

We had to get a cat wheel (giant hamster wheel) for my orange fatty cause he was starting to look like this.

Lost all the extra weight in 2 months and is much healthier now ๐Ÿค—

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Obviously false: the cats are the ones slowly making more and more aggressive biscuits on you until you fetch them their morning num nums.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I get up a couple hours before my wife in the morning, so it's my job to feed the cats.

Their favourite post-breakfast ritual is to go take a nap on either side of her so she can't get out of bed

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Guess I'll WFH (warm my furry homies).

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'd love a morning cat ritual but landlord's amirite?