Bro let the intrusive thoughts win
this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
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Well you do need to be going faster than 25mph to accomplish the seemingly impossible task
The call to the void is a strong one, you aren't really supposed to act on it though. It is very disappointing to answer the call and then realize that may not have been the correct course of action.
Damm telemarketers have even taken over the call of the void.
L'appel du ditch.
Watch anon switch gears to the big red R on the highway next. Due to how this story went it's possible that reverse is the only gear anon ever uses.
Immortality unlocked?
Buddy Jesus take the wheel!
anon’s moving at walking speed, rolls slowly into a ditch, and is perplexed at not dying. anon’s a fucking idiot as usual.