this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2023
196 points (86.3% liked)

Witchy Memes

3902 readers
138 users here now

Be cool to each other. We'll welcome most occult themes, it's okay if you stray from witchcraft a bit.

No advertising. No trolling. No hate. Violaters will be removed unceremoniously.

We love art credits when possible.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
all 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] hesusingthespiritbomb 47 points 1 year ago

They would change their tune because they'd think you were mentally ill to the point where it's dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago

In fairness the denial to acknowledge or entertain such a request does not provide proof of the doubt of one's words, merely a non-desire to participate.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've had a 'witch' cut a bit of my hair off and tell me she's gonna curse me. That was 15 years ago, still nothing.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really? You can look at the last 15 years of your life and you don't feel cursed?

Couldn't be me. Depression is a fuck.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's this person! They are the ones that cause all of this to happen! *gestures generally*

[–] jopepa 18 points 1 year ago

In all fairness, it’s a gross ask.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

I don’t believe in any magical thinking, but if you want some of my hair, you can have a pube. That’s equally gross for both of us.

[–] cone_zombie 9 points 1 year ago

As a person with receding hairline, screw this

[–] NAXLAB 9 points 1 year ago

Also:

If they don't believe in the Fourth amendment, ask for their bank statement

[–] Lemminary 7 points 1 year ago

No, it's just gross

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

If someone does believe in witchcraft, I am asking for notes, spellbooks, etc. That you may retain. I will pay for the original or any duplication costs if you don't want to part with it.

I am especially interested in any notes, materials, books, Journals, grimoires, etc. For anyone with a diagnosed or undiagnosed mental disorder.

Completely serious, PM me if your interested. I prefer original copies if you can't get good scans or duplications. Am willing to pay a fair price if original materials are necessary.

*Must be comfortable with stating some limited background information about yourself.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I'm autistic. If you you're paying and interested in magic, I'd be happy to teach you everything I know about the gathering.

[–] Rukmer 2 points 1 year ago

I'm full of mental disorders; I'd be happy to mail someone my ramblings for cash haha. I don't believe in witchcraft but I did used to have paranoia and some hallucinations (I guess I'm recovered from that?) and I feel like people should be studying me, not about that necessarily, but I have a bunch of complex ideas I can't get anyone to understand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm a nurse. We are completely rational, evidence-based, science oriented.

Also, had a patient on our critical care unit overnight waiting on a pacemaker, heart rate in the 30s with frequent pauses where it just didn't beat at all. Hospital doctor comes in to check on patient (who was already sent down to get the pacer) and notices the vial of atropine taped to the patient's door jamb.

Hospital doctor asks me about it, and with a straight face complete sincerity, I reply, "To ward off evil spirits."

The witchy ways endure.