this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 10 months ago

This is 4Chan's Loss.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 10 months ago

Old joke in Finland but a great one. I've had two people tell me this as something that "totes really" happened to their friend lol.

[–] TurnItOff_OnAgain 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is just like a Jack Whitehall story from Graham Norton

https://youtu.be/UIL9CiUDHp0?si=wHVYzOhSuLOq-TQi

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago

It's an old joke, I've heard it way before Whitehall told it.

[–] BoxOfFeet 17 points 10 months ago

I've seen this one many times. I still laugh every time.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

Behold! My poop.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago

Anon gave that poop a proper send-off 🫡🎺

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

Why would you censor the poop

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago

The joke works better with other countries. Swedes usually speak English exceptionally well.

[–] weeahnn 5 points 10 months ago

anon got someone to take part in their weird fetish

[–] fluxion 4 points 10 months ago

Pro tip: read the panels before the green text

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago