this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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[–] mkwt 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SuckMyWang 16 points 1 year ago

Has child services checked in on this kid? Looks like they’re sending some fairly loud covert signals

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Iirc the lawyer was invited to come but didn't and wrote a letter about how he could be a future competitor or something. It was funny

[–] ExfilBravo 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Plot twist the lawyer is his Dad that lost custody in the divorce.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 2 points 1 year ago

I laughed way too hard at this

[–] IanSomnia 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At first I thought this could be an onion article. Then I realized it was too specifically strange to be an onion article.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 5 points 1 year ago

Onion doesn't write parody anymore.

It's more like stories that haven't happened yet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

would a kid grow out of this? anyone have any experience with this level of obsession?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Toddlers fixate on stuff. It'll be something else in 6 months

[–] NocturnalMorning -1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Seems like an odd thing to focus on, but maybe the kid is autistic.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I diagnose this kid with childhood. Toddlers are weird

[–] NocturnalMorning 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just your firstborn and a yearly subscription to Netflix

[–] mishielda1234 9 points 1 year ago

It's cause you didn't grow up in New Orleans lol, Morris Bart is a cultural phenomena there