This is why I only apply to job listings using a fake, shitty resume that makes me look like an incompetent fool. Guess the joke's on you.
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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Applying is for fool, I just show up and start working.
Sure, the surgeons might get upset and the orderlies might throw you out, but you gotta keep trying!
I'm reminded of the movie "The Axe" where the protagonist is laid off. He then posts a fake job offering and proceeds to kill everyone who sends in better resumes than his.
I'm not saying I condone this in any way.
I will say that this seems easier than the actual job hunt.