this post was submitted on 12 Nov 2023
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

In case of danger, the body can retract the testicles closer to, or sometimes even into the body. You're feeling that muscle tense.

[–] slaacaa 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Submasturbiosis - very common with young people who don’t jerk it enough. The treatment is quite simple and obvious.

[–] shneancy 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

it's not often i get to see google have literally 0 results for a word i looked up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Because Anon is a philistine. It should clearly be hypomasturbiosis.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

Yes, empty bowels is a natural response

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Adrenaline?