this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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[–] Alteon 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, I can't subscribe to this community. I gotta worry about my mental health here. I'd lose my mind if I had to see these everyday. It'd just be daily rage scrolling...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

As god intended

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

English level of my coworkers

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The largest aneurysm is that leaf and carrot size are definitely correlated, so assuming that big leaf = big carrot is the reasonable thing to do :D

[–] McSudds_ 2 points 1 year ago

In the absence of obstructions, true! If, however, a carrot runs into an obstacle, the leaves will continue to grow while the carrot stays the same size, leading to the conundrum we see in the photo

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I have found my people

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just because I'm big, doesn't mean my carrot is.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Just because I'm carrot big leaf, doesn't mean small leaf carrot big not leaf big size

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

This person wrote the instruction manual for the last electronic device I ordered from Amazon.