this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe a pet panther? There is no maybe here wtf

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

A pet panther that loves head scritches, belly rubs and doing cute things for me to record. Also she is infused with shadows and brings me bodies of the unwise.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Thank you. She shall be called “Artemis”, a true huntress of the night.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Came here to say exactly this lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop teasing already, when is this book or movie going to be released?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It was in 1986.

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0091369/ (Labyrinth)

Spoiler: She turns down the offer anyway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hm, well obviously since I'm sure there was no wi fi in 1986

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

She could have anything she could dream of.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Boys will laugh at girls when they're not funny

[–] orangatang 7 points 1 year ago

Girls don't like boys, they like gothic castles and being a panther mommy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I know exactly what guys want and its basically the same along with a gun range a race track and a electronics workstation

[–] Mozingo 5 points 1 year ago

Other than a home with secret passages and unlimited wifi, I don't really want any of this. I definitely agree about the race track and electronics workstation though lol

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

also enya moment

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Interesting parody of Good Charlotte.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Swap the pet panther for a small passal of oppossums.

I want to hear the rustle of those tails across the flagstone floors, the echoing munch of happiness as the pantry is raided for its fruits, and the silent screams directed at our asses to bring down the hallowed halls.