this post was submitted on 05 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

If that's not part of the joke, it should be.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 5 points 1 year ago

I laughed way too hard at that

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That kid is clearly about to get hit by the train too.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

PSA: Stay at minimum 10ft/3m away from the edge of the rail ties to avoid being hit by a passing train. Trains can extend further out than the rail by almost a full metre.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What are the other two metres for then?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hey that's a fair question you pose. If you were to fall forward due to tripping, losing your balance from a gust of wind as the train passes or whatever, your head wouldn't be taken as a souvenir for the train.

And since I want this advice to gauge agnostic, and different areas will have different standards for maximum rolling stock dimensions, the buffer will account for almost anything someone would be likely to encounter at crossings.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The extra two meters are to ensure you don't get kicked by the conductor: https://youtu.be/o4sL4v9LY7c

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 1 year ago

I hate them conductors with the six foot legs.

[–] idunnololz 0 points 1 year ago

E Q U A L I T Y

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

I'm wearing a what now?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Potatos_are_not_friends 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This always gets me

In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby has finally accepted that he is a black man. And just three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When asked why, after nineteen years of marriage, he replied, "Because she's a n***er lover."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bro is he wearing a boy scout uniform?