For cats in need of legal cat advice from qualified cattorneys at paw. Serious inquiries only. Cattorneys, pawyers, clawyers, sol-hisss-itors, paw-b-lick defendurrrrs, pawsicutors, advocats and purralegals wanted.
Heldo and welcome!
Meows could no longer in good catscience continue to frequent r/legalcatadvice to dispounce much needed legal advice for cats with serious purrrrawwblems. We haz therefore created this catmmunity as a clawternative. We eagerly await our first clawyents in this new venue and welcome our esteemed pawlleagues.
Andy Pawyer here- Isa barf hairball n bap! bap! bap! sin da Weddit stoopid hoomins tries to close da office! Kitties neds justhiss! Is takes payments in toonas n catnips!
Welcome Andy! Thanks mew for beans here! I hopes we gets a clawyent soon! You are rite, dem kittehs needs justhiss! We is happy to keepz you on retainer with one (1) elebendy billion of toonas and one (1) elebendy billion of catnips.
Thank you Belladonna and Aubergine! I am also a Reddit refugee and was hoping to find a r/legalcatadvice alternative! I love all the sage advice you pawyers give and appreciate all your hard work! Good luck with your new office! My little overlord void, October is very excited to help advise cats in need. Hopefully he won’t need your services any time soon, I do my best to anticipate his needs and serve him well.
We are glad to hear you are taking your role as hooman cat butler seriously. We look forward to working with October.