this post was submitted on 30 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not a big fan of the gates either

[–] SeeMinusMinus 13 points 1 year ago

Make sure to pay the bills

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Naw, we just buy ones where the lattice is diagonal.

In other words, we install X Windows.

[–] Carighan 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As if a Linux user wouldn't insist on make-ing their own windows, from scratch...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

With blackjack! And hookers!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

25 years and still can't be run on bare metal.

[–] elshandra 7 points 1 year ago

Build house out of glass, no windows necessary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Those who open the windows, let the bugs in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know. Opening Windows might result in fewer bugs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

yeah cause every bug is actually a feature

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

can confirm

[–] pecet 3 points 1 year ago

Linux is like a wigwam. No gates, no windows, Apache inside.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

We can virtualize that, having the outside on a monitor counts right?