Begun, the meme wars have.
Risa
Star Trek memes and shitposts
Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
“Arise, arise, officers of Star Feet! Fell deeds awake, fire and slaughter! Phasers shall be shaken, shields be down! A bat'leth-stardate, a red stardate, ere the sun...remains stationary relative to the rest of the system! Warp now, warp now, warp to Risa!”
So I tried to get Theoden as a Starfleet captain but Bing insists on making him either Aquaman or elf so I guess Captain Theoden of the USS Rohan is a Vulcan in this timeline.
set your phasers to stun, we have some hobbits to deal with
Can't we just torpedo their ass from space? Hell, let's slap 200 kilograms of trilithium on those bad boys really fuck them up. What are they gonna do, cast a spell? Hahaha!