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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] seedd 5 points 10 months ago

If you notice someone (mostly politicians) randomly pop out of nowhere and start telling you shit you wanna hear, that lerson is lying pieace of shit trying to play you. This is a highly effective method btw.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Does this mean he ordained the Democrats too? Does that still apply when the Republicans are the minority?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

God bless America, and no place else

[–] lemme_at_it 3 points 10 months ago

And now, when the law is finally catching up to them, do we get to the part where a higher power, God, is on their side.

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