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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

submitted 10 months ago by seaQueue to c/nottheonion

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] EternalNicodemus 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Wait, wasn't this the same shit absolutism used as an excuse for it's existence? God definitely chooses who rules countries or not,, but some are only good for us in the very long term...

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[–] HowManyNimons 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

FFS you're a grown-ass man!

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

There's nothing clear about this at all....

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

This man is not having sex since 9 months prior his last child was born.. I bet he's angry!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Well, clearly burning bush, Jewish zombie, eternal damnation, Therefore I'm God wants me to be in power. Because reasons. QED.

[–] Feirdro 6 points 10 months ago

Oooohhhhwerefucked

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