Granted. You're given a printout of your DNA sequence.
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It's a stat block.
That's right, you're an NPC.
It's a Call of Cthulhu sheet.
Granted. You can see your character sheet but there's almost no new information on it.
However, now you know for certain that we live in a simulation. This gives you an existential crisis that you can't deal with for the rest of your digital life.
Granted ... all your stats seem to be below average.
Granted. You see a generic villager stat sheet.
Granted.
I see what you did there.
Granted but you notice all the stats are as low as they're allowed to be