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[–] Nefara 6 points 1 year ago

Granted, you are now a successful children's entertainer. You're beloved by toddlers but adults can't stand the sight of you anymore. Any romantic relationships you might find yourself in get very... weird.

[–] Llamajockey 4 points 1 year ago

Granted, you are now the clown at 7 Heavens funeral home.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Granted. It is, but no one respects you. You’re a court jester. You make people laugh at your own expense. Everyone thinks you’re worthless, but you make enough to make a career out of it.

[–] corus_kt 4 points 1 year ago

Granted, now 'Youtube celebrity' is the only viable full-time career.