Just be sure to pause for garbage collection occasionally.
this post was submitted on 20 Oct 2023
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There is increased corruption as the lifespan of the cache grows, maintaining speed but reducing element quality
This is acceptable for commonly used, hot items. But you also need a colder storage for stuff that you ain't gonna wear everyday!
This young lady is just inefficient and has no care for the cost of hot cache.
Personally, I use a top of bed hot cache, a chair warm cache and the rest in cold closet.
I use to run my closet asynchronously like that, but I would loose way too many small packets waiting for the cache to fill. Especially when they were mirrored. Now I exclusively use synchronous writes to the cold store. It may be slower but it's worth it for better data integrity.
Oh pro tip, if you use a FAT filesystem avoid horizontal striping.
Normalize and index your damn drawers or you're deadlocked!
This is unironically how I think. Also carrying single items to their designated place is inefficient. I wait until there's a pile so I can process in batch and avoid latency overhead. Same for vacuum cleaning, I need to strike a thoughtful balance between accumulated dust and the time expended on vacuuming. All to maximize throughput in my life.
Same. You can't imagine the amount of discussions with wifey i had about this. Life is hard 🙄
Also it's not chaos when i exactly know where everything is. Even if there are socks on top of it. I put them there. For a reason.
Access to the chair cache is O(n) tho
n = 1 and you have O(1)
Mom is way too harsh to call it a messy pile with only 1 cloth on the chair...
True that!
n isn't even real
Random fractal cloth patches for an irrational n
N is the number elements to be parsed by the function
Personally I assemble my clothes in a B+ tree on my desk. I've found that the hash lookup algorithm I was using had too many collisions.
What was you hash function? return 1?
shirt.isShortSleeved()
shirt.isShortSleeved()
That would actually be sufficient for my use case, not gonna lie.
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big closet sounds like one of jay pritchett's competitors
LIFO for lyfe!