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[–] sycamore 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

When I see a deer vs when I see a donkey

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

When I see a gorgeous deer vs when I see someone fucking a donkey

Ftfy

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] CryptidBestiary 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, while they don't collect pollen, they do visit flowers to find nectar for themselves. They inadvertently transfer pollen from plant to plant.

[–] dipshit 11 points 1 year ago

The capitalists of the bee world.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No, the idea is that bees are useful because pollinators, and honey.
However, wasps may not be the friendliest creatures around, but they are certainly useful too - like cleaning up corpses, leftovers, and last but not least they eat insects that we think of as plagues

[–] HolyDiver 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

can’t live with em, can’t live without em 😔

[–] wreckedcarzz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

but have you tried to find out if we really can't live without them? because I would definitely support the anti-wasp movement

[–] MintyAnt 8 points 1 year ago

As they are insect hunters, yes their absence would fuck up our already damaged ecosystem. I would guess it would lead to a different insect getting out of control and causing tons of problems - like a non native leaf miner who then proceeds to multiply like crazy and obliterate all leaves off trees kind of deal.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Anti-mosquitoes first please. I have yet to hear a single good point in defense of mosquitoes (unless they just went down the memory hole.)

[–] benignintervention 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Check out the book (or audiobook) Endless Forms by Seirian Sumner! It's a fascinating exploration of the different kinds of wasps and their role in their environments. For example, some figs can only be polite (typo: pollinated) but a certain species of wasp and some wasps use antibacterial compounds to coat their nests.

[–] Daft_ish 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hard to tell if honest typos or just an AI

[–] benignintervention 3 points 1 year ago

Honest typo. I keep using the swipe keyboard even though it sucks

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That depends. How indepth is it? Are there pictures? I ask because I generally don't like bugs. They give me the heebie-jeeies. Especially big insects or swarms of insects. Which is a shame because they are fascinating creatures regardless.

[–] benignintervention 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I honestly have no idea if there are pictures because I listened to it, but it does have a pretty accessible breakdown of their anatomy, physiology, and evolutionary biology. Like David Attenborough, but with more words instead of video, and more of the author's story.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Ooh, I forgot about audiobooks! I might see if that's in my library's collection!

Thanks!

[–] A_Toasty_Strudel 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Navy construction personnel are called Seabees. They do other things and might actually operate firearms.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Now I see bees I won.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] shalafi 2 points 1 year ago

I figured 'em out. Seems that, despite their microscopic excuse for a brain, they have excellent pattern matching abilities. That's important, because they'll remember your face if you fuck with them.

tl;dr Ignore them. And by ignore, I mean completely ignore. No swatting, staring, etc.

My pet pig has no idea he's "supposed" to be afraid of wasps, they're not on his radar. And they don't hassle him. I watched a nest grow on my porch, right over the door, didn't bother me a bit.

(And no, that doesn't go for every species on planet Earth. Some are wildly aggressive, but I find the evil fuckers to mainly be hornets.)

[–] 0Xero0 -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

me when I see either: grabs flamethrower