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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With heat, you can loop it back to the first stage.

Now I'm hungry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And then you poop it out again. The circle of life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Oh God - for a moment my brain went right to "Dad! I'm prairie dogging it back here!" From National Lampoon's Vacation.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you are lactose intolerant there is a 6th stage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

In grocery stores here they usually line up the dairy products along these "stages". I've got laughted at before when I said "man, I never remember where along the 'milk spectrum' they place the crème fraîche."
Thank you for confirming that the "milk spectrum" is real!

[–] ekZepp 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I miss r/cheese...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

6 - Forgotten (found in most fridges)

[–] whettghost 1 points 1 year ago

Schrödinger’s dairy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

so what's plasma?

[–] joneskind 3 points 1 year ago

I'd like to stress that absolutely not of those stages are related to each other.

You can't make cheese from sour cream or butter or yogourt. You can't make butter from creamy cheese either.

What you can do:

  • milk => crème fraiche => butter
  • milk => Curdled milk => Hard OR Soft cheese

Some soft cheese (camembert, brie, reblochon, Saint Félicien) can naturally go back to an almost liquid state if they aged long enough.

Signed: Your Cheesy vigilante.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Solid is better. Change my mind.

[–] Noxvento 2 points 1 year ago

Milk: The best food right after bacon.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 1 points 1 year ago

I thought that was rat race, but I’m also exhausted all the time so who knows.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

What about cottage cheese? Liquid and mostly solid?