this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2023
296 points (95.4% liked)

Memes

45901 readers
1519 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 18 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With heat, you can loop it back to the first stage.

Now I'm hungry.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

And then you poop it out again. The circle of life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

Oh God - for a moment my brain went right to "Dad! I'm prairie dogging it back here!" From National Lampoon's Vacation.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you are lactose intolerant there is a 6th stage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

In grocery stores here they usually line up the dairy products along these "stages". I've got laughted at before when I said "man, I never remember where along the 'milk spectrum' they place the crème fraîche."
Thank you for confirming that the "milk spectrum" is real!

[–] ekZepp 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago

I miss r/cheese...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

6 - Forgotten (found in most fridges)

[–] whettghost 1 points 2 years ago

Schrödinger’s dairy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

so what's plasma?

[–] joneskind 3 points 2 years ago

I'd like to stress that absolutely not of those stages are related to each other.

You can't make cheese from sour cream or butter or yogourt. You can't make butter from creamy cheese either.

What you can do:

  • milk => crème fraiche => butter
  • milk => Curdled milk => Hard OR Soft cheese

Some soft cheese (camembert, brie, reblochon, Saint Félicien) can naturally go back to an almost liquid state if they aged long enough.

Signed: Your Cheesy vigilante.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Solid is better. Change my mind.

[–] Noxvento 2 points 2 years ago

Milk: The best food right after bacon.

[–] EmpathicVagrant 1 points 2 years ago

I thought that was rat race, but I’m also exhausted all the time so who knows.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 years ago

What about cottage cheese? Liquid and mostly solid?