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Not your best, but your worst! B-Movies abound!

Give us your sick, sad, filthy pleasure flicks that you love to hate.

Rules: The Room is too popular at this point and doesn't count.

My list:

  • Hard Ticket to Hawaii
  • Frankenhooker
  • The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
  • Dead Alive
  • Deadly Prey

Special Mentions:

  • Cabin Boy
  • Space Truckers
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Agree, Hard ticket to Hawaii is amazing!

In the same style, i would mention:

  • Miami Connection
  • Samurai Cop
  • Eliminators
  • Street Trash
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I love a bad movie but I could not handle Street Trash.

[–] BuddyLong 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Black Dynamite is so bad it's good again!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Noooo not the childreeeen :D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Airborn (the one with the rollerblade race down Devil's Backbone, the biggest hill in Cincinnati)

Bubbahotep

Bloodsport

Krull

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Bubbahotep

Bubba Ho-Tep is a fucking masterpiece and you'll sit in the corner and watch it as many times as you need to to change your way of thinking.

[–] mo_ztt 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any chance you follow The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs?

[–] mo_ztt 1 points 1 year ago

I do not, should I check it out?

[–] gourd 1 points 1 year ago

Oh man I loved Phantasm. I was blown away when I found out they made more than one.

[–] joshfaulkner 1 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Maybe I'm out of the loop, but Cemetery Man is a bad movieβ€½ Maybe I need to broaden my definition, but I think it's great for all the right reasons! Is it gratuitous and gory? Sure. But bad?

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[–] gourd 4 points 1 year ago

I'm sure there are more I'm forgetting, but here's what comes to mind:

  • Birdemic
  • Samurai Cop
  • Sharkboy and Lavagirl

Special emphasis on Sharkboy and Lavagirl. I don't see enough people talking about this one. It really sucks you in, and it feels impossible to stop watching.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Dead sushi and robo geisha

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Joe Dirt!

It was so hilariously awful, I love it.

Don't really have a top list, but that's the one I always come up with when asked.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I guess I don't really watch too many 'bad' movies because I don't have many in my head, but the first thing that springs to mind is Velocipastor.

But is Velocipastor really a bad movie if it did exactly what it set out to do?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
  • Night Feeder: featuring The Nuns, it's a very bad movie that was clearly made with a lot of love
  • Hobgoblins: MST3K classic
  • Blood Theatre: the music is somehow catchier than it has any right to be
  • Undefeatable: Cynthia Rothrock "masterpiece"
  • just... all of the American Ninja movies
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

Within a few minutes of watching it I knew it was going to be awesomely bad, and it lived up to my expectations

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Winnie The Pooh: Blood and Honey

I'm mostly just thrilled that Disney finally lost something to the public domain. (And, yes, I know it was acquired by Disney and not originally created by Disney.)

[–] pandarisu 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Disney finally lost something to the public domain.

I'm not convinced that the legal right to make that film was there. Yes, the copyright has expired in the USA, however the film was produced and filmed in the UK. Winnie The Pooh is still under copyright until 2026 in the UK (70 years after the author died)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good call. I didn't realize there were still places where the original works were still under copyright. But in retrospect, I should have thought of that possibility.

I suppose that makes Blood and Honey a pirate film, which is still good in my book. It'll be interesting to see if Disney decides to bring any legal cases in the UK or anything.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Mausoleum, highway to hell, bodymelt, house of whipchord annnddd chopping mall πŸ€–πŸ€–πŸ€–

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Reanimator

Basket Case

Terror vision

Nightmare in a damaged brain

Demons

Brain Damage

And I could go on

[–] vita_man 1 points 1 year ago

Reanimator was so bad, I enjoyed it

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[–] ellesper 3 points 1 year ago

Zombeavers was pretty entertaining

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thankskilling is truly a gem!

[–] scorchingheat 2 points 1 year ago

The only possible answer is House of the Dead, followed by all other Uwe Boll movies.

[–] ch00f 2 points 1 year ago

Timeline (2003) just for β€œNight Arrows!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Iron sky: for the moon Nazis, it does not take itself seriously and benefits greatly. Cockneys Vs Zombies: better than it has any right to be

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
  • nazi sky
  • bring me the head of the machine gun woman
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Ah Frankenhooker, a certified Jim Glickenhaus classic!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I only have one, and it is 'Samurai Commando Mission 1549'

The japanese self defense force goes back in time to defend Japan against from... Also the japanese self defense force. The plot never makes any sense, nothing gets resolved. But it's glorious.

[–] Gangreless 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Personally I love Battlefield Earth but I understand a lot of people find it terrible

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[–] Quinn 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dungeons and dragons. The old one with Jeremy irons and Marion Wayans.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I am a fellow connoisseur of bad film here are some of my favorite

Show Girls - Everyone in this movie is a top flight actor or dancer, except the star who is awful at both

The Room - Duh

Troll 2 - Double Duh

Leprechaun 5 - takes blacksploitation to another level, this movie is a wild ride

Bangkok Dangerous - Nic Cage stars in a stereotypical action flick that veers sharply off a cliff when his then wife at the time randomly appears and makes it a love story. However, she didn't really speak English so they made her character a deaf mute.

There are a ton of awful softcore porns from the 90s, would be glad if someone could add to the list but I really like playmate of the apes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
  • The Abominable Dr. Phibes
  • Dr. Phibes Rises Again
  • [insert any three Ed Wood movies here]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Anything TROMA. Hell, everything TROMA.

[–] PonceDeLeon 1 points 1 year ago

You probably already know of it.

Troll 2

[–] schmalls 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Teeth - when the doctor says "vagina dentata" is hilarious and seared in my brain.

[–] ajoebyanyothername 2 points 1 year ago

That film is far funnier than it has any right to be. I also find it amusing towards the end where the guy that seemed nice wasn't, and her vagina teeth do their thing, she just seems mildly exasperated at the situation.

[–] dadbod 1 points 1 year ago
  • Miami Connection
  • Kiss of Death
  • The Room
  • Buckaroo Banzai
[–] Mithre 1 points 1 year ago

Definitely Siegfried and Roy: Masters of the Impossible. It's objectively bad, but me and my siblings loved it when we were growing up.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Misread it first, it's about favorite bad movies. Let's start with the Expendables and let me think about it

[–] Lag 1 points 1 year ago

I only remember one for being so bad that it's good:

Superhero Movie

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