this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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submitted 1 year ago by Martineskirt to c/hmmm
 
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Where's your bathroom?

"Downstairs you can't miss it."

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Implying they missed it on the way upstairs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could be multiple stairs, with the one they used not having a toilet

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I guess that makes more sense, they just converted their extra stairwell. Maybe there's a shower at the top and a sink at the bottom. It's just a bathroom with extra steps.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I mean, I was once or twice in the situation where I really needed to shit and was scared whether I would make it to my toilet and I would've really appreciated a shitter on the stairs.

[–] amnesiac 9 points 1 year ago

Looks like a weird nightmare.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Don't you hate getting to that 10th step and thinking "I'm not gonna make 10 more steps before I shit myself... if only there were a shitter right HERE...."

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Martineskirt 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Martineskirt 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Without wiping I don't have to be careful. :D

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Just use depends to handle the leftovers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Water tank on back of toilet. Doubles as sink.

[–] PyroNeurosis 4 points 1 year ago

How long after that was installed did some dude try to Kobe his piss from the top?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

“Ope, lemme sneak right past ya there, eh.”

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Oh, those Russians.