this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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[–] FooBarrington 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Actually this is a very dangerous sign. My grandpa did the same for his last couple of days, before he tripped and fell down the stairs, where he was violently murdered with a chainsaw.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You should get yourself checked out too, I am pretty certain this is genetic.

[–] dessimbelackis 7 points 9 months ago

Well-documented in that infamous medical tract, Chainsaw Mam

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Reminds me of my uncle. He'd been acting weird, getting nervous whenever we talked about his new roommate. Couple weeks after he started acting weird, he tripped and fell in the shower. Landed right on the shampoo bottle, had to go to the hospital and get it removed

[–] chemical_cutthroat 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

People were putting butter in coffee for a while back when the timeline first split off. This is just an echo of the aftershocks.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I still wonder about that. Remember seeing it in that TV show... Quarry, was it? and thinking, "well, another American food abomination. Why would you add butter to coffee?" Never did give it a try. Seems so weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Now I know who to blame for this timeline being weird

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

It’s a thing in the north of Sweden AFAIK. Coffee-cheese or something. Never tried it. Sounds gross.