this post was submitted on 08 Oct 2023
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[–] killeronthecorner 15 points 1 year ago

Oh yeah his family is loaded, I heard they named a chapel after him

[–] terminhell 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's worse than this: Somehow he decided to live amongst the peasants, but put on this big show about; but 'how do ya do fellow plebs?'. In some twisted logic, Jesus is somehow the son and the father, at the same time, but different.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Also: ghost

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"pretends to be poor" == "not into conspicuous consumption"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Judging by the glasses, this is a 2012 meme judging hipsters for inconspicuous consumption.

[–] kautau 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean yeah if I could turn water into wine…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I rum a distillery and literally turn water into spirits. I just add a bit of yeast and sugar and boil that bad boy.

Guess I should call myself rum Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

TIL I'm Jesus because I've made homebrew

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Well in that case I'll have a rum and Coca-Cola.

[–] Cruxifux 3 points 1 year ago

Started from the bottom now we here

[–] Mordred_85 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Your’d better shut up, so you know who’s my dad?

[–] nyoooom 2 points 1 year ago

Carpenters were pretty rich back then