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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Chunk 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ed is king. Every single time I have to work on a severely resource constrained system I always use Ed.

That's literally never happened to me but that won't stop me from saying it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean, I don't know how severly resource constrained a system has to be to not even be able to run vi.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You haven't seen my grandma's pc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No, but I have seen my grandma's pc

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

enlightened echo user

[–] Chunk 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except I'm too dumb to use even the neovim plugin manager let alone configure the thing. I have to copy existing configs like a noob :(

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Isn't copying from others how everyone does (neo)vim? Besides, I'm even "worse" and just use lazyvim.

[–] MsPenguinette 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

My serial killer trait is that I use vi instead of vim cause I'm too lazy to type the extra character. Tho if for some reason, vi tab completed to vim, I'd probably use vim

[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (1 children)

alias v=vim. There, just saved you two keystrokes.

[–] MsPenguinette 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

{vi} = 2 {vim} = 3 {v=vim} = 5

I'd need to run vi at least 5 times to have a net gain in saving keystrokes. I'm typically in effemerial systems created by the users of our env, so rarely am I going to gain those strokes back

But also, why am I trying to apply logic to this? I'll often cat a file before editing it. This shit is just illogical idiosyncrasies I've picked up over the years. I'm probably creating posthoc justifications for insane things I do cause it's hard to override muscle memory

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MsPenguinette 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Here's a link I found that might be good if you are interested in more:

https://cloudnativenow.com/topics/ephemeral-idempotent-and-immutable-infrastructure/

https://guymorton.medium.com/persistent-and-ephemeral-infrastructure-as-code-in-aws-42b33939dcf1

There are different levels of effemeriality. The simplest example I use daily would be an autoscaling group in AWS. Especially if you use Spot Instances to save money, thi gs may scale in and out whenever.

So if a development team creates a new autoscaling group and I need to get into an instance to test something, unless I add stuff to their IaC, I'm stuck with their configuration. I need to assume that every time I ssh into one of those instances, it's a brand new instance. But it'd be a big challenge for me to go to their repo and make a PR to alias a command whenever an instance in that resource is created

Stuff can be even more temporary if it's something like an ECS task which creates a container with a read only filesystem only when a task is needed to be done. But I don't want to get too deep in the weeds (or deeper than I already have)

terraform workspace will at least stick around for a while so you might be in and out of the same system multiple times.

[–] Chunk 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MsPenguinette 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Chunk 5 points 1 year ago

Nah it's fine

[–] Spider89 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I use nano.

Nano >> vi/vim, emacs

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

4 letters < 2 letters.

vi forever.

[–] Spider89 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not if you need any work done.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's when you switch to a IDE.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Neovim and emacs are IDEs.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yes, if you can remember the shortcuts...

M-x IDE

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[–] brodoshmodo 8 points 1 year ago

Ok but why use nano when micro literally exists

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aliases are just bloat! You can do just fine without them. Heck, why not remove the ASCII conversion and read everything in hex or binary?

It's all about SPEED and efficiency here!

[–] MsPenguinette 2 points 1 year ago

I'm in DevOps so I'm in a lot of effemerial systems so in practice, I will run into systems where profile hasn't been set up. Tho I do like the idea of making sure all systems properly have that aliased cause it'd be serial killer vibes to spend hours of time to make sure that I can save a keystroke.

Tho it'd never make it through PR. Also, wild require explaining to my coworkers that I do this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Most all distros alias vi to vim already, so it makes no difference.

[–] Chunk 8 points 1 year ago

You use vi because you are lazy.

I used vi because I am too stupid to close it.

We are not the same.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Meanwhile webstorm/intelliJ users:

signature look of superiority

empty wallet

[–] jelloeater85 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Emacs sucks. Vim is so much better. And vscode is okay.

Go ahead. Down vote me. I don't care. This isn't Reddit lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Vim sucks, Emacs is the best editor in the world

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[–] Vorticity 5 points 1 year ago

I use vscode with vim key bindings. It's amazing!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I use both emacs and vim, each have their own use cases

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

You haven't switched to cursor yet?

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

VS code is pretty amazing though

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You guys recommend VSCodium over VSCode. Is there a working sync solution similar to the one built into VSCode where you can sync all settings and extensions between machines?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Yes! It's this one https://open-vsx.org/extension/zokugun/sync-settings I really like it for using a normal repository over a "gist" and so you can also use any git server provider, I think the developer is also a contributor of VSCodium itself

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I generally code in VSCode, and manage org-roam notes and information in Emacs. Works well enough for me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

What's a plugin? What's VSCode?

DBase IV does not need any of this.

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