this post was submitted on 07 Oct 2023
452 points (96.3% liked)

Witchy Memes

3646 readers
296 users here now

Be cool to each other. We'll welcome most occult themes, it's okay if you stray from witchcraft a bit.

No advertising. No trolling. No hate. Violaters will be removed unceremoniously.

We love art credits when possible.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
top 10 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Frog legs would be pretty freaking easy. Unicorn tears might be a little harder though.

[–] Buffalox 23 points 1 year ago

Unicorn tears might be a little harder though.

Nah it's just expensive, and called printer ink. You can buy it anywhere if you have money.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Making unicorns cry is just not seen as acceptable nowadays

[–] captainlezbian 7 points 1 year ago

But if you have the right friends you can easily get some unicorn tears, just listen to their dating stories

[–] capt_wolf 5 points 1 year ago

I mean, it's 2023, finding a unicorn these days is easier than ever. There's sites for that kind of thing all over the internet.

^Wait... What?^

Ohhhhhh! That kind of unicorn!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

Ah well, while we're here, who wants muffins?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

TIL modern witches say ding dong.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ding dong the witch made bread!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Well played!

[–] EuroNutellaMan 10 points 1 year ago

Wait until she finds out about the existence pf French people