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Man says police officer had no right to pull him over because she’s on OnlyFans (www.independent.co.uk)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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He said it made him think: “You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

He said any respect he had for her work or the department disintegrated after he recognised her as an OnlyFans model. “I wouldn’t want her to be arresting me and I just saw you and your husband last night for $29.99 have sex on OnlyFans. I just can’t respect you or the precinct that you’re working at,” he continued.

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[–] query 64 points 11 months ago

If that's what makes you lose respect for police officers, you haven't been paying attention.

[–] [email protected] 59 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“You can’t arrest me no more; I’ve seen your private parts.”

I don't think it'll stand up in court.

[–] unreachable 11 points 11 months ago

I don't think it'll stand up in court.

maybe not, but it surely stand up last night in the guy bedroom

[–] SlapnutsGT 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This reads like an onion article lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I checked to see if it was. IDK how the onion is surviving in this new bizarro timeline.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

This man is trying to roast the woman for something she's clearly not ashamed of, while publicly outing himself for spending $30 on a single wank.

[–] Zoboomafoo 8 points 11 months ago

What in tarnation