this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I want to wear a cowboy hat but I don't live in a place where it would be viewed as normal and I don't want to look like a poser.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you want to wear a cowboy hat you deserve to wear it. If anyone challenges you, shit on their boots.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The cowboy way.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

You have to be the change you want to see in the world.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Do what makes you happy

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't know if appropriation of Texas culture is a thing.

But I do know that if a traveler puts their cowboy hat in the overhead luggage bin it's gonna get smooshed.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Oh! That just reminded me of a documentary I saw once. I don't know if it was about the Stetson brand. But a hatmaker who makes $1000+ hats, or cubans, or was it bowlers... said he makes them in his home county. And when he travels out to go sell 'em, he said he will stack it all on his head just like this. "Because you don't want to crush a expensive hat", to quote.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

It's like wearing glasses, people who met you after you got glasses will think you look weird without them

[–] zinaer 2 points 1 year ago

As a Texan, wear it if ya like! Most of us are like any other culture in the world and love to share the things we think makes us special.

[–] Coldgoron 16 points 1 year ago

TF2 in real life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Black hat dude doesn't even dare make eye contact. He knows who the alpha dog is.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

He saw the airline's checked bag fee for his hatbox and said "Ain't no way in hell I'm payin' that."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Texas red, but instead of notches on his pistol, he takes their hats.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He'd better watch out for the sheriff with the big iron on his hip.

...big iron on his hiiiiiip....

[–] AFKBRBChocolate 5 points 1 year ago

I've never seen a photograph that looked more like a Herman cartoon.

[–] TomAwsm 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Good to see ya!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] unreachable 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

the guy stacked, literally

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

It's a hat trick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The Hatsman must hat