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Stand in a corner. It’s always 90 degrees!

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[–] Dr_Nope 17 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Only works in very few countries. When you use Celsius you're near boiling point in the corners.

[–] arensb 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just remember:

Fahrenheit:

  • 0: too cold!
  • 100: too hot!

Celsius:

  • 0: somewhat cold.
  • 100: you're dead.

Kelvin:

  • 0: you're dead.
  • 100: you're dead.
[–] 18107 2 points 1 year ago

. 0 Rankine: you're dead. . 100 Rankine: you're dead.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

But you’re still not cold. So there’s that

[–] illi 6 points 1 year ago

There is no denying you will be warm though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, corners aren't always 90°. Some rooms are uniquely shaped rather than the standard rectangle.

[–] Dr_Nope 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also I was wondering. In the case of a circle shaped room, are there:

  • no corners?
  • infinite number of 180° corners?
  • something else?
[–] arensb 1 points 1 year ago

I'd say that a circular room should be viewed as having an infinite number of 0° corners. My reasoning is: on one hand, 0°C is rather cool. Also, a circle can be approximated by an oval, and being in the Oval Office would be pretty freaking cool.

[–] notun 3 points 1 year ago

Nordics: Nice.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

😬 I was going to mention that

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I dunno, sounds pretty warm to me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] YellowGas 1 points 1 year ago

I'm stealing this