this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2023
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm more horrified at the lack of bed linen

[–] SuckMyWang 34 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

“Don’t worry baby, those are sour cream stains from the nachos I spilled the other night.”

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago

"...That other one is bean dip"

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Oh no, he has legs now.

[–] NatakuNox 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Sheeple 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SuckMyWang 5 points 1 year ago

Listen to hotel California

[–] Aremel 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A house that's sole purpose is to manufacture and/or sell drugs out of.

[–] c0mbatbag3l 2 points 1 year ago

And house the addicts that consume them.

[–] SuckMyWang 2 points 1 year ago

I think it’s full of users as well hence the trap part

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I remembered the time I convinced three girls to go to my friend's house in an upscale neighborhood. When we got there, the house was under construction, and there was only one room ready, all dirty from the construction. Hahaha, they left hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

I'm reading this from the temporary floor mattress, this feels targeted at me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

It's missing box of tissues and a furniture made of box.

[–] tdawg 4 points 1 year ago

If you're still in college they generally don't care so long as your bed sheets are clean and you have more than one pillow

[–] rustycheesi3 1 points 1 year ago

been there, done that 😂😂