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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I pass it to the n+1^th^ person. We can do this forever because integers is infinite.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

While integers are infinite, humans are not. Eventually the entire population of the earth would be on the tracks and nobody to flip the switch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Do we consider intelligent aliens to be "person"? Because the universe is also infinite AFAIK

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Most scientists agree it is finite.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

The entire population of the earth is already on the tracks with nobody to flip the switch, brother.

lights cigar

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Smart solution. Like this, no one ever gets killed but we need an infinite number of people on the switches.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Until you get to that one person that would like to end mankind way down the line.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

It just takes one.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If we can travel faster than the trolley, we could adjust all switches with one person who continues to travel to the next junction before the trolley arrives!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

At this point some might question why you didn't buy a nuke in order to stop the trolley

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Horrible metaphor for life deep

[–] Little8Lost 5 points 2 years ago

what about counting on an integer overflow to add moro humans so the overpopulation gets much worse

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

I didn’t know this existed lol, I love it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

That was a lot of fun! Also nice to see the percentage of each choice.

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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Our approach to climate change.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Replace the first person with corporate profits and the last person with a cliff, and you're right.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

how about this. if you don't decide to kill, you get added to the rail for the next person to decide.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

Them suddenly 90% of people will decide to kill!

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now that is a new take on it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

I feel the same. That one is, indeed, a new dilemma, instead or just a joke or simple variation.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I find it more likely that there is at least one person down the line that will pull the lever than that there is absolutely no-one for infinite people in line (ignoring real population limits) that will pull the lever.

Given that the choice is now 1 vs more than 1, the ethical choice is to pull the lever.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I found the lever puller, guys!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know who we're putting the first one on the rails!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

"Died saving 20 Quadrillion people"

Best epitaph

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There's an interesting thought.

What if the limit was just a small/medium sized town?

Surely with a smaller group there must be some hope that everyone in the chain will make the right choice.

How big of a population would you need to switch from "hope everyone is good" to "I need to flip the switch, because someone is almost certain to later when more lives are (literally) on the line"

And how stressful would it be to be right at the edge of those two choices?

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[–] Juliie 35 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If everyone doubles it we run out of memory and save everyone

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[–] kemsat 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How many turns until it’s the entire population of the planet?

[–] aregularbeaneater 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Doubling every turn would reach 8,589,934,592 on turn 34

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[–] scrimbingus 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If the people tied to the previous segments are magically moved forward to the next one, 34 turns. If not, everyone would be tied to one of the tracks at 33 turns.

Edit: forgot to add 1 to include the first lever.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I see a lever, I pull it.

Cats don't ask questions.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You don't have opposable thumbs, you ain't pulling shit

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[–] SpezCanLigmaBalls 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hell yeah keep passing that shit until you’re at half and thanos snap that shit

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

that's just thanos snap with extra steps

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Having watched those Marvel films, it sounds like fewer steps to me.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

I would kill. 2X growth rate is too fast, and it is easily better 100 random people now than 200 immediately after.

What about these rules?

  • The group of people in the tracks is randomized every time.

  • The group always includes the person that the current decision maker loves the most.

  • The choice is to kill, or to increase the number of people in the kill group by one.

  • If the number of humans available reaches the population number, everyone dies.

  • The list of every decision made by every decision maker is public knowledge.

  • You are the first decision maker.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Like a good Boomer pass it down to the next one.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 years ago

If I go with 1, it won't solve the problem. You think the sadistic fuck who set up the system won't just laugh and set it up again for someone else to play?

Pass it along. At some point the tram will break down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as n-1 person is the next lever puller who cares.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Well, the last human will have no one to pass the problem to, and will have to kill 2^(human population - 1), which will cap to the entire population.

[–] treetop 6 points 2 years ago

If you assume that each person takes at least 10 seconds to make the decision, it would take something like 2500 years for everyone currently alive to cycle through one time, at which point we'll have plenty of new people to pass the decision along to.

As long as we don't increase the human lifespan past 2500 years or fully stop reproducing, we should be okay!

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[–] goodnessme 10 points 2 years ago

This is basically what is happening in capitalism, everyone keeps pushing the problems on the guys down the line for short-term gains!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

I would probably give it to the next person on the line

[–] liondynamic 8 points 2 years ago

Leave the switch and jump in front myself.

[–] hikarulsi 7 points 2 years ago

Is this stock market and house price!?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

You have to speed up the train as fast as possible so it doesn’t look fake. People don’t matter.

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