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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My buddies obituary mentioned how much he loved where he worked.

He had been there for maybe two months.

I refuse to allow any mention of where I was forced to go everyday so I could afford food. Screw that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It’s like one of those template things that people need to say at a funeral, regardless of the truth.

When my mum’s stepdad died they said he was beloved and a good man, when actually he was a nasty piece of work that no one liked 🤷‍♂️

[–] FlyingSquid 18 points 1 year ago

Joan Crawford's nurses were praying at her bedside as she lay dying. She said, "damn it! Don't you dare ask God to help me!" Those were her last words.

I love her for that.

[–] WaltJRimmer 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See, your problem there is having people at your funeral. I'm so lonely, no one's even going to notice when I've died! Ha! Take that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

There's hopefully plenty of time between now and then for that to change, friend!

[–] Pregnenolone 3 points 1 year ago

I loved you though