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[–] Son_of_dad 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When a waitress is on the floor / when the waitress enters the kitchen, away from customers eyes.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

It is downright scary how quickly most servers can flip that switch.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I've been told repeatedly that I show the second face to early, well before I actually close the app, usually starting around the time we're discussing signing off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh no! The audacity to show your real emotions (or lack of them) among your coworkers!

Can't you just fake having a happy little life like all the other worker drones? We're a family here, and that means suffering for our sake.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Funny (sadly) enough, it's usually American contacts or colleagues that get annoying over it.

This while me, as a European, tend to get creeped the fuck out when they do this fake smiling all the time, especially when going out to eat.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

As an American. I'm so, so sorry. It's a plague over here. It's definitely a cultural thing. The ways the US functions at it's core demands it, in its hyper-competitive work landscape. Thankfully, a lot of Americans understand how fake it is and hate it, too. It tends to mostly present itself in more "successful" individuals in the States.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I changed companies recently and the new place is very “camera on”… I find it freaking exhausting…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Exhausting is a good description. I don't mind people seeing me from time to time when i feel like it. But man I am so much more tired when having the camera on after and during a meeting.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Just stare into the camera without moving or blinking, like Dennis Reynolds in the interrogation room

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Oh fuck dude get out of my head

[–] kinther 3 points 9 months ago

I have never related so much to a meme before this moment

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

This is why I refuse to turn my camera on. No one has said anything about it so I guess I'm in the clear.